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Finalists
 
These are the finalists and they will be reading their limericks at the Shamrock Pub's Block Party on St. Patrick's Day.
 
Status FInalist Prize
1st Place
   
When the snow has exceeded its quota
And you look out and see Minnesota,
You don't go insane,
You get on a plane,
That will take you straight to Sarasota!
 
First Name:  Robert
Public Name:  RobertJL
City:  Sarasota

A trip for two to Beer Circus Chicago on May 18th! (Includes a roundtrip flight, two-night hotel stay and a VIP tour of Lagunitas Chicago Brewery!)
2nd Place
   
A comely young lassie from Kent,
Found herself a fine strapping gent
When he set out to bed her,
she said Not til he'd wed her
So instead of coming, he went.
 
First Name:  michael
Public Name:  Shagnasty
City:  sarasota

Four (4) tickets to the Asolo Rep's "Hero, The Musical" on Tuesday, May 13 at 7:30 p.m.
3rd Place
   
A little Irish lass I was born
A lot of sass and a little scorn
Learned to drink and swear
To my mom's despair
Now I just sit around and watch porn
 
First Name:  Donna
Public Name:  DonnaL
City:  Sarasota

Four (4) admission tickets to Mote Marine (good thru May 31, 2014)
Finalist
   
There was a lovely lady I knew
Who would tell a limerick or two
They were always very naughty
She was the hit of the party
With the help of a pint of green brew.
 
First Name:  Jaynie
Public Name:  Jaynie
City:  Sarasota

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Finalist
   
On a visit to Sarasota
I had no idea where to go ta
The Shamrock did beckon
"I'm thirsty!", I reckoned
And drank everything but the soda!
 
First Name:  Veronica
Public Name:  vk0226
City:  Sarasota

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